HOW TO ASCEND LIKE A CHAMP AND STILL MAKE YOUR APPOINTMENTS ON TIME
Awakening, Spirituality, Humor, Cosmic Madness, Enlightenment, Satire, Mysticism Amara Aralía Awakening, Spirituality, Humor, Cosmic Madness, Enlightenment, Satire, Mysticism Amara Aralía

HOW TO ASCEND LIKE A CHAMP AND STILL MAKE YOUR APPOINTMENTS ON TIME

Think enlightenment requires decades of meditation? Think again. The One has been up there in a cosmic bathtub, moaning 'OHHHH MEEEEEE' for eternity, and you are already part of His self-love ritual. Welcome to instant ascension, God Mode unlocked—just don’t forget to set reminders for your appointments.

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