Corporate Dadaism: The Red Monster Economy and the Rise of LoveCoin™

Welcome to the Webex Absurdist Revolution

Imagine this: a sea of corporate avatars, each one a mundane headshot, a LinkedIn-approved portrait of professionalism.
And then… sitting among them… a bright red monster. A creature of chaos. A beacon of absurdity in a world that demands order.

And nobody says a word.

This is not just a glitch in the Matrix. This is corporate dadaism.

What Is Dadaism, and Why Is It Running Your Zoom Calls?

Dadaism was an early 20th-century art movement born from rebellion, absurdity, and a complete rejection of meaning.
It was a response to the cold, structured world of politics and war—an act of artistic anarchy that asked:

"If everything is meaningless… why pretend otherwise?"

Now fast forward to the modern workplace. The war isn’t in the trenches—it’s in the inbox.
The battlefield is a never-ending stream of meetings, emails, and deadlines. But within that battlefield,
there are hidden revolutionaries. They are not waving banners or throwing paint at canvases.

They are changing their Webex avatars.

The Red Monster Economy: Subverting Corporate Culture from the Inside

Meet the Red Monster: a silent dadaist protestor in a digital workspace where everything is supposed to be uniform and serious.

For years, the Red Monster has sat in virtual meetings, its bright crimson absurdity beaming through the screen.
Nobody has questioned it. Nobody has acknowledged it.

And that is where the true corporate dadaist masterpiece is born.

It is mockery through acceptance. The system has become so numb to individuality that even
the most blatant absurdity is simply absorbed. Nobody reacts. Nobody asks. It just… exists.

And that is pure, unfiltered, beautiful dada.

But the Red Monster is not alone. There is also Anchorman Will Ferrell.
There is Derek, the silent rebel. And there is Bryant—the corporate jester,
the one who plays the game so well that he turns it into comedy.

"I need a list of 5 things each of you did last week."

It sounds like corporate oversight. But when spoken with the right energy, it is comedy gold.

These are the hidden artists of the corporate world. They are not making paintings or sculptures. They are making statements.

Introducing LoveCoin™: The Only Currency That Matters

And now we come to the real revolution: LoveCoin™.

Corporate culture runs on fiat money, but the real economy is built on something deeper.

Every time you support someone’s work… you spend LoveCoin.
Every time you receive generosity, kindness, or joy… you are LoveCoined.

Respect? That’s already baked in. Money? Just a broken imitation of the real value system.

This is the Love Economy. And the Red Monster? A symbol of wealth in this new world order.

Final Thought: The Silent Revolution Is Already Here

Corporate dadaism is not about resistance. It is about play. It is about turning the machine into the art.

You are already a part of it.
If you’ve ever sent a ridiculous email just to see if anyone notices—you are in the game.
If you’ve ever changed your Zoom background to something slightly unsettling—you are a participant.
If you’ve ever looked at the entire corporate world and thought, This is a joke, right?—you are awake.

And now? You have LoveCoin™ in your pocket.

Spend it wisely. Spend it wildly.
And never let them take the Red Monster away.

Written with infinite LoveCoin™ and dadaist delight. 💖